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Wake up bright and early.
No, wait, feed the cat is first.
Feed the cat.
Wake up bright and early.
Give your spouse physical affection.
Help spouse get ready for work.
Clean the poor cats' food area sometime.
Throw out old food before it gets bad. Or maybe even eat it first.
Get dressed. Your clothes must be clean, wrinkle-free, appropriate for the needs of the day and for the weather, and they must fit properly and be flattering.
Well why HAVEN'T you been to the bathroom yet?
Get the kids up for school. They should be getting themselves up for school, they won't live with mom forever. If they don't get up on time, well, why didn't you get them up?
Take your medication. Make sure the kids take their medication. They should be taking responsibility for their own medication, they won't live with mom forever. If they don't take their medication on schedule, how do we know what's actually working or not?
Get the kids breakfast. They should be getting their own breakfast, they won't live with mom forever. If mom doesn't get them breakfast, they forget to eat. Also it should be a balanced breakfast, never mind the picky eaters. If they don't eat breakfast, they fall asleep in class. Why aren't they getting their work done in first period?
Make the kids do the chores they should have done yesterday. Yes, before school. Don't let them miss the bus. Your kids should be at the bus stop ten minutes before it is scheduled to arrive. Don't let them stand out in the cold.
Sign this paper for school. It was due yesterday. Also I need money for this, too. Why is it taking so long, we're going to miss the bus!
Get breakfast. It should be a balanced breakfast. Don't eat your kid's abandoned half-bagel. Don't let food go to waste.
This is the school calling. Sign this paper your kid should have given you two months ago. Do we need to send another copy?
Make doctors appointments. Make dentist appointments and also separate orthodontist appointments. Make counseling appointments and also separate psychiatric appointments. Make vet appointments. Make optometrist appointments. Make an appointment about your car. But not at that place, the other place, that specializes in that other thing. Our office is open between the hours of 9 AM and 4 PM, and is closed for lunch between 12:30 and 1:30. Please call back during our regular office hours.
Feed the cat. It's too early to feed the cat. Don't ignore your poor cat who is obviously in need of your attention.
You forgot your breakfast.
Stay up to date with current events. Call your senators. Volunteer. Give money to this cause. Give money to this other cause. How can you let such atrocities exist? Why are you not protesting? Amplify marginalized voices! Not those ones, THESE ones! Also, raise your own voice! Except not yours, we don't actually care what you have to say. Why aren't you contributing your voice? Don't like, REBLOG! Likes do NOTHING! Why does nobody ever like what you post? Maybe because nobody cares what you have to say. Why do you never post? Read everything. Leave comments. Care about your friends' lives. TALK to your friends. Nurture your support system. Get off of social media. Find new friends, then.
Time to go. What do you mean you have to go to the bathroom again? Why didn't you go before? Get more water. NOW feed the cats. Weren't you supposed to bring something? Find your keys. Put them in the same place every time and you won't have this problem. Make a homemade lunch, those frozen meals have too many preservatives. What do you mean you're late?
Don't speed. Don't be late. Call if you're going to be late. Don't stop now, you're going to be late. Don't use a cell phone in the car. Get gas yesterday.
Why are you out of breath? Wait to sign in. Sign in on time.
Keep a tidy workspace. Don't forget anything. Your ADHD brain needs visible organization techniques. Other people don't want to see that.
Stay up with correspondance. Don't email, phone. Don't phone, email. Talk to me in person. I'm busy right now. Why did you never tell me about that? Why don't you communicate better?
Plan programs that are engaging and educational! You're running too long! You're letting them go too soon! Clean and shelve and research grants! Don't spend all your time at the desk. The desk must be staffed.
Greet everyone who comes in. Chat! Respect their needs! Don't bother me! Be friendly! Talk! No, talk about NORMAL things!
Keep the collection up to date! Don't weed anything! It's too crowded and messy! Why don't we have the latest and greatest new books?
If you can't handle it, maybe you shouldn't work.
We don't have enough money, and you're smart, you should have a good job.
Go shopping! In person! Don't spend a lot. Don't waste money on junk. Why do we never have anything I like?
Make homecooked dinners. Make healthy dinners. Not that. No one but you will eat that.
Lose weight. Buy more dessert. The emphasis on weight is misdirected and doesn't really affect health. All your health problems would be eased if you lost weight, including your breath, balance, and bad foot. Exercise. Get your foot checked out by a doctor then.
Did you make that appointment yet?
This house is a pigsty. Then make the kids do it. Don't do it for them. Why is everything piling up?
You're always tired. Call the doctor.
Why don't we play games as a family?
You NEED to watch this show and/or movie.
Why don't you write books like you always said you would?
Make time for yourself.
Shower. Brush your teeth. Clean the bathroom.
Get to bed early.
Don't snore.
Feed the cat.
No, wait, feed the cat is first.
Feed the cat.
Wake up bright and early.
Give your spouse physical affection.
Help spouse get ready for work.
Clean the poor cats' food area sometime.
Throw out old food before it gets bad. Or maybe even eat it first.
Get dressed. Your clothes must be clean, wrinkle-free, appropriate for the needs of the day and for the weather, and they must fit properly and be flattering.
Well why HAVEN'T you been to the bathroom yet?
Get the kids up for school. They should be getting themselves up for school, they won't live with mom forever. If they don't get up on time, well, why didn't you get them up?
Take your medication. Make sure the kids take their medication. They should be taking responsibility for their own medication, they won't live with mom forever. If they don't take their medication on schedule, how do we know what's actually working or not?
Get the kids breakfast. They should be getting their own breakfast, they won't live with mom forever. If mom doesn't get them breakfast, they forget to eat. Also it should be a balanced breakfast, never mind the picky eaters. If they don't eat breakfast, they fall asleep in class. Why aren't they getting their work done in first period?
Make the kids do the chores they should have done yesterday. Yes, before school. Don't let them miss the bus. Your kids should be at the bus stop ten minutes before it is scheduled to arrive. Don't let them stand out in the cold.
Sign this paper for school. It was due yesterday. Also I need money for this, too. Why is it taking so long, we're going to miss the bus!
Get breakfast. It should be a balanced breakfast. Don't eat your kid's abandoned half-bagel. Don't let food go to waste.
This is the school calling. Sign this paper your kid should have given you two months ago. Do we need to send another copy?
Make doctors appointments. Make dentist appointments and also separate orthodontist appointments. Make counseling appointments and also separate psychiatric appointments. Make vet appointments. Make optometrist appointments. Make an appointment about your car. But not at that place, the other place, that specializes in that other thing. Our office is open between the hours of 9 AM and 4 PM, and is closed for lunch between 12:30 and 1:30. Please call back during our regular office hours.
Feed the cat. It's too early to feed the cat. Don't ignore your poor cat who is obviously in need of your attention.
You forgot your breakfast.
Stay up to date with current events. Call your senators. Volunteer. Give money to this cause. Give money to this other cause. How can you let such atrocities exist? Why are you not protesting? Amplify marginalized voices! Not those ones, THESE ones! Also, raise your own voice! Except not yours, we don't actually care what you have to say. Why aren't you contributing your voice? Don't like, REBLOG! Likes do NOTHING! Why does nobody ever like what you post? Maybe because nobody cares what you have to say. Why do you never post? Read everything. Leave comments. Care about your friends' lives. TALK to your friends. Nurture your support system. Get off of social media. Find new friends, then.
Time to go. What do you mean you have to go to the bathroom again? Why didn't you go before? Get more water. NOW feed the cats. Weren't you supposed to bring something? Find your keys. Put them in the same place every time and you won't have this problem. Make a homemade lunch, those frozen meals have too many preservatives. What do you mean you're late?
Don't speed. Don't be late. Call if you're going to be late. Don't stop now, you're going to be late. Don't use a cell phone in the car. Get gas yesterday.
Why are you out of breath? Wait to sign in. Sign in on time.
Keep a tidy workspace. Don't forget anything. Your ADHD brain needs visible organization techniques. Other people don't want to see that.
Stay up with correspondance. Don't email, phone. Don't phone, email. Talk to me in person. I'm busy right now. Why did you never tell me about that? Why don't you communicate better?
Plan programs that are engaging and educational! You're running too long! You're letting them go too soon! Clean and shelve and research grants! Don't spend all your time at the desk. The desk must be staffed.
Greet everyone who comes in. Chat! Respect their needs! Don't bother me! Be friendly! Talk! No, talk about NORMAL things!
Keep the collection up to date! Don't weed anything! It's too crowded and messy! Why don't we have the latest and greatest new books?
If you can't handle it, maybe you shouldn't work.
We don't have enough money, and you're smart, you should have a good job.
Go shopping! In person! Don't spend a lot. Don't waste money on junk. Why do we never have anything I like?
Make homecooked dinners. Make healthy dinners. Not that. No one but you will eat that.
Lose weight. Buy more dessert. The emphasis on weight is misdirected and doesn't really affect health. All your health problems would be eased if you lost weight, including your breath, balance, and bad foot. Exercise. Get your foot checked out by a doctor then.
Did you make that appointment yet?
This house is a pigsty. Then make the kids do it. Don't do it for them. Why is everything piling up?
You're always tired. Call the doctor.
Why don't we play games as a family?
You NEED to watch this show and/or movie.
Why don't you write books like you always said you would?
Make time for yourself.
Shower. Brush your teeth. Clean the bathroom.
Get to bed early.
Don't snore.
Feed the cat.
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