How to Throw Together a Library Time Travel Program from I-Have-No-Clue to Epic in Just One Week

So when someone at the library says, "I'm typing up the calendars for the next two months; can you send me all the topics you're doing so I can put them on?" I think, "REALLY? But what if one of these topics is WRONG? I MIGHT NOT KNOW UNTIL TOO LATE!" (Note: I pick the topics. I do the programs. It's a totally internal miscommunication problem). So I look at my own calendar-- "I still need something for Library Explorers on March 10"-- then I, usually, look at the calendar at Brownielocks to see what obscure or at least slipped-my-mind holidays might be going on about then-- "Oh that's the first day back after the Spring Ahead time change"-- and then I see if that gives me any ideas-- "So something about changing the clocks, OH, TIME TRAVEL, that's a cool topic"-- and I type it in and send it off, and then a couple weeks before the program in question starts I finish prepping everything else that happens before then so I check the calendar to see what I'm working on next and say, "...what?"

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