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Emergent Evil Genius
Jul. 31st, 2011 06:46 pmMy daughter, age two*, has a new favorite phrase:
"Sammy did it."
As in, "Who scribbled in orange marker all over the back of the front door?"
Compulsive colorer at the same height as the orange marks: "Sammy did it."
"Who left their peach all ground into the carpet?"
The one who DIDN'T inhale their peach immediately: "Sammy did it."
"Who spilled the potty chair all over the floor?"
"Sammy did it." To be fair, that may have been Sammy. They were both running around a bit there.
I should be proud, of course, because it is clear that she is, in fact, a Genius. Whom I shall unleash upon the unsuspecting world. If I get through the next sixteen years.
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*Her brother was barely talking at all at this age.
"Sammy did it."
As in, "Who scribbled in orange marker all over the back of the front door?"
Compulsive colorer at the same height as the orange marks: "Sammy did it."
"Who left their peach all ground into the carpet?"
The one who DIDN'T inhale their peach immediately: "Sammy did it."
"Who spilled the potty chair all over the floor?"
"Sammy did it." To be fair, that may have been Sammy. They were both running around a bit there.
I should be proud, of course, because it is clear that she is, in fact, a Genius. Whom I shall unleash upon the unsuspecting world. If I get through the next sixteen years.
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*Her brother was barely talking at all at this age.
