I'm losing it

I CAN'T BELIEVE I TOTALLY FORGOT TODAY IS PAUL'S BIRTHDAY. I only just saw people posting it in the 60s bands and Beatlemania communities, and I was like, "Wait a minute, TODAY? Oh yeah, it IS. Where have I BEEN?" (I guess the answer to that is "in Missouri"). I mean, that is SUCH AN OBVIOUS THING that I ALWAYS REMEMBER and it totally just slipped my mind. Not that it has any bearing on my life or anything. It's just humiliating, because I mean, THIS IS ME we're talking about, and you KNOW how I am. Well, about half of you do, maybe the rest of you haven't experienced this aspect of my personality so much. I even dreamed about him last night! Well, all the Beatles, I was standing on stage with them, circa 1965, and John was having trouble with his equipment, and George figured out how to fix it, and Paul was very impressed and said "Good thinking, George!" And I think Ringo was behind me so I don't know if he did anything during this. Anyway.