Invasion of the half-centimeter army

Stupid little ants are taking over my kitchen again, and it wouldn't bother me half so much if I hadn't just thoroughly scrubbed every inch of counter space-- even moving the microwave out of the way-- just on Wednesday! Apparently, ants like the flavor of soap. I mean they're EVERYWHERE in HUGE SWARMS! Jason saw them because he put "ant traps" on the list. 'Course, I can't HANDLE ant traps, and I'll have to remember to find all of them and get safely rid of them in a couple months. Somebody told me an old wives thing about putting out corn meal, so in the meantime, what the heck, might as well try it. Anyway, ant traps never seemed to work very well with these little ants in the past. They worked with bigger ants, but not the ones that like to show up on my kitchen counters so much. :P