It is a relief to know exactly HOW NOT ALONE I am with the telephone-phobia thing. They seem to come out of the woodwork whenever I mention it! But of course telephobes would be drawn to online social media because they're NOT ON THE PHONE that way. Well, maybe if it's a smartphone but I don't think that counts. Soooo... I appreciate the wanting-to-talk-more any rate! And thank you for the first paragraph!